
Behmer and Kerf ready to roll
Beach 2 Battleship
November 1, 2008
Pre-race:
I awoke to the gradually increasing volume of my phone alarm. The day had finally arrived, I sat up in bed reached for the phone and turned of the alarm with a grin. The start of my first iron distance triathlon was just hours away. At 7:00 AM a year’s worth of training, coaching, laughing, and suffering would culminate with 140.6 miles of racing.
I started the day with a hot shower, I never really feel awake and fully prepared to face the world unless I start my day with a shower. After dressing I noticed something was wrong with my power meter head. The screen was completely blank; this was a bad sign as the Ergomo logo should have been there. I picked up the head for a closer look. You could imagine my surprise when I had to put it down instantly as it was too hot to hold. Great I though, perfect start to the day. I tossed the power meter head into the mini fridge and moved on to breakfast. Breakfast went according to the plan – instant oatmeal, bagel, banana and flat Cherry Coke about 800 calories to start the day. I was able to reset the power meter head but I didn’t think it would last the entire race. My wife Erin body marked me with a sharpie and sprayed me with sunscreen and we were ready to roll.
We met Erin’s parents in the hotel hallway at 5:30 and we were off to the race site. My father in law was competing in the ½ iron triathlon that would start shortly after the full. We piled into the car and made our way to T1, it was 45F with a slight breeze. After a few pictures we made our way to our bikes pumped up the tires and wished each other good luck.

Out of the water in 54min
Swim: 54:51
I caught a ride from T1 to the swim start with a few of my training partners John and Carrie who were also racing in the full and half respectively. When we arrived at the beach we were joined by The Custom Coach Steve Watkins and his wife Amanda. The mood is almost always light with these characters so I was fairly relaxed as we made our way down the water. Steve brought neoprene swim caps and socks for John and I to borrow and I was thankful. Amanda took our bags with our jackets and shoes. John gave me some ear wax and told me to stuff my ears to keep water out. Steve was snapping photos and then gave me some last minute tips on sighting and told me to put my race swim cap over my goggle straps so the goggles would not be knocked completely off my head if I was kicked in the face. The race director got on the PA and ordered us into the start corral. I was starting to get tense at this point. Somebody noticed. I felt a gentle whack on my back and turned to a warm smile from Amanda “Relax, it will be fun” she said. We entered the corral and I followed John to the front left of the pack. The sun was just beginning to peek over the horizon when we got the one minute warning. We wished each other luck. The horn sounded and I sprinted off behind John into the dark cold water. 9 hours 52 minutes and 15 seconds later John would cross the finish line 5th overall.
The swim was in a channel with the incoming tide so everybody expected some fast times. Rumors were the swim could be 10-20 minutes faster that normal and the first swimmer would be out of the water under forty minutes. I am not a strong swimmer and expected to swim around 1:15 without the tide. There was more contact on the first 2/3 of this swim than in any other race I had done. I was kicked in the face twice, crawled over at least three times, and always seemed to have somebody on my feet or be on someone’s feet – literally! In the beginning I sighted mostly on the pack but after 10 minutes or so I was able to see the water tower on the beach near the bridge and stayed locked on that until I could see the turn marker. After the turn marker I sighted on the condo building at the swim finish and was able to get to the dock without any major incidents. The neoprene cap, ear wax, and neoprene socks worked great as I was never cold and I had no water in my ears. Up the wooden ladder, past the crowd of athletes waiting for a wetsuit stripper, and across the road into T1. I glanced at my watch and it was 52:30. I could not help laughing at my time; there will be an asterisk next to that one in scrap book. I was relieved the swim was over.
Swim to Bike Transition 6:18
I changed into my cycling gear outside the men’s tent. I have heard some stories about what a mess it can be in the tent. Arm warmers, light jacket, helmet, sun glasses, shoes and away I went.

Blown Zipper
Bike 5:39:17
As I ran out of the corral I heard Steve saying “run up past the line away from the garbage and go easy!” It felt good to be on my bike. My HR was just under 160 and quickly dropped to 150 when I settled into a rhythm. I pushed the button on the power meter and it came to life, unfortunately it only lasted 2 minutes before it flashed low battery and shut off. I would be riding this on HR from my watch. I like to watch the power meter numbers and see how my HR, cadence, and power numbers compare during a ride. It was not to be on this one, getting mad was not going to fix the power meter so I rotated my watch around to see it better in the aero position and rode on.
Riding a bike across metal grate draw bridges on temporary green astro turf carpets was a new experience. The pucker factor was low on the first bridge but jumped up to high on the second bridge. As we rode north out of town the sun began to add warmth to the morning and I settled into a comfortable 150 bpm rhythm and watched the countryside roll by. What a great day to be on my bike! I stated eating and drinking after 30 minutes and felt very comfortable. Shortly after mile 30 I stopped for a bathroom break and took off my jacket. The zipper on the jacket had broken and it was coming unzipped from the bottom up. If you saw me go by it probably looked like I was wearing a white cape. The zipper was so wadded up in the jacket I had to take my helmet and glasses off to pull it off over my head. After wrestling myself out of the straight jacket I continued rolling, eating, and drinking to the special needs stop.
Special needs was a busy place when I rolled in and found the pile where my bag should have been. The only problem was the bag was missing! I looked around for a minute and finally a volunteer came running over with the bag – they had been waiting for me with the bag on the roadside and I had missed them! Oh well, reload on fuel and fluid and away I went. I was still riding very comfortably until mile 70 when my stomach started to disagree with the second Cliff Bar I had just put down. I slowed my HR to 140 and waited for about 30 minutes before adding a shot of gel and more fluid. I could feel my stomach churning so I continued at 140 bpm and kept fueling on shot blocks and gel. My stomach smoothed out and by mile 90 I was starting to get generally uncomfortable on the bike. My legs were a little sore, my back and neck were aching so I started switching between riding aero and sitting up on the base bar.
I ended up putting down 80 oz of fluid and about 1,700 calories on the bike.
Bike to Run Transition 3:39
I rode into T2 in relatively good shape. I was happy to see Erin and Steve in front of transition waiting for me to come in. Erin is easy to find on the course because she rings a cowbell when I come by. I thought to myself “I need more cowbell!” and tossed the bike to a volunteer and made my way onto the run course.

Still running
Run, Run, Walk, and Run Some More 4:36:32
As I ran out of the Battleship memorial I saw my father in law running in to finish. I yelled his name and he yelled back. He looked like he was hurting but after looking at my watch and doing some quick math I guessed he was around 5:30 which was a very good race for his first ½. Turns out he came in with a 5:26 and took third in his age group.
My run strategy was to walk the aide stations and get fuel and fluids in then run to the next station. The weather was perfect for running. Sunny and about 70F with lots of shade on the course. Steve was out riding around the course taking pictures and I was glad when he would come by and talk with me for a few minutes. I made the first 13 miles in decent shape. I was not flying but I was running. At mile 13 I started to hurt and was able to stick with aid station plan until about mile 15. By 15 I could feel my energy levels dropping and started to drink more flat soda and take in as much gel as I could. After mile 16 I was running less and walking more. By mile 22 I was walking. You will learn something about yourself between miles 17 and 26 of the run in an iron distance race. The sun was setting and it was getting cold, dark, and lonely on the course. I walked to mile 23 and was able to pull it together for the run home. I made the last three miles glued to the back of a friendly 49 year old veteran racer named Leigh from Raleigh who was on the first lap of her marathon. As we came down to the finish I got a few high 5’s from two other training buddies that were waiting for us to finish. I wished Leigh good luck and she congratulated me as I went for the finish chute and she turned around for another lap.
I came up short on fuel and salt on the run. From what I can tell I got in about 1,300 calories which was well short of the plan. My HR file shows the slow fade. Run fueling is something I will work to improve next time.
The Finish
Steve always tells me the best finish line in sport is the iron distance triathlon. I always believed him but never really understood it until I made the hard left turn and ran down that chute. I felt so many emotions at the same time. I could hear the music, the crowd, the MC calling my name. I could see the race clock, the flash bulbs, the finish line. I could feel my body aching and my head spinning. It was one of the most exciting experiences of my life. I didn’t know if I was going to cry or laugh or do both. When I came across the line there was a swarm of volunteers taking the timing chip off, giving me a finisher medal and shirt, wrapping me in a foil blanket like a baked potato. After I made it through the volunteers I was greeted by Erin, Steve, and the rest of my family and friends. I rested my hands on my knees and buried my head in Erin’s coat. I was glad it was over and happy to get a hug. I felt goofy and slightly impaired for a while after I stopped running so we visited the medical tent. After checking my vitals the staff tested my blood sugar and it was low. Nothing a few Mountain Dews and one candy bar could not fix and I was on my way. It was an incredible day for all of us, one that I will vividly remember for a very long time. You always remember your first time, right?
Acknowledgements

Erin and Ryan at The Finish
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No first time IM race report would be complete without acknowledgements. Triathlon is a selfish sport that will consume you if you let it. My wife has spent many nights and weekends alone while I train. She has given up dinner dates, weekend trips, and countless other things for triathlon. You are my number 1 fan. I love you!
The Custom Coach Steve Watkins for taking me from an athlete that barely could get through a sprint to an iron distance finisher in 12 months. Thanks sharing your triathlon experiences, teaching me fueling and pacing, pushing me home after every bike bonk, dragging me around run courses, and fixing my swim!
All my training partners who always show up for the weekend bikes rides, the early morning swims, and the long runs. I am very luck to train with some phenomenal guys and girls. I have learned a great deal about the sport from training and racing with you. Thanks!
My father in law Gene. He loaned me a road bike to get into riding a few years ago and after watching me limp through a few sprints last year decided to become a triathlete. You have given me a ton of support and good advice in this venture. Even though you continue to have delusional thoughts that you can beat me heads up at any distance there is no doubt we have a stronger relationship because of triathlon. Thank you.
Setup race director Jeremy Davis, the Police and Medical personnel that supported the race, and the volunteers! The support and energy from the volunteers was inspiring. The Police had complete control of the race course and kept it safe and fast. The Setup team came through with a 5 star logistical performance. Every gear bag, aid station, and course marker was where it was supposed to be when it was supposed to be there. From a participant’s perspective Beach2Battleship was executed flawlessly.